Kik me: meowbro

What’s green and smells like bacon?

Kermit’s finger. 

castiel-counts-deans-freckles:

fantastic-nonsense:

john-loves-broadway:

moonstarsparkle:

I’m so sorry I’m so sorry couldn’t help myself I’m so very sorry

I want this to be a real AU.  Now.

There is. It’s called “The Little Mermaid” by Hans Christian Andersen.

Guess who wrote frozen?

blogilates:

Detox Water for Craving Control & Beautiful Skin

- 1 to 2 L of water
- 1 lemon
- 5 strawberries sliced
- 1 apple sliced
- handful of fresh mint leaves
- 1 tsp of cinnamon
- handful of ice

Because this drink tastes so good, I’m drinking tons of water and am feeling great! Wonderful for detoxing from yesterday’s meal which was so sodium laden that I felt all shriveled up inside. Here are the benefits of this concoction. Make it for yourself and tell me what you think! You can let it sit overnight to maximize the flavor profile.

Cinnamon: improves circulation, thins blood, and manages blood sugar levels. Results in fewer sugar cravings so you eat less and can control calorie intake.

Apple: vitamin c also known as absorbic acid synthesizes collagen which can help your skin look better. It also helps repair and maintain bones and teeth and helps heal wounds swiftly.

Strawberries: help fight carcinogens and contains anti aging properties such as biotin and antioxidant ellagic acid which helps prevent sagging skin.

Mint: helps to improve digestion and gets rid of stomach cramps.

Lemon: stimulates the digestive track and helps with constipation.

saassu:

Lets have a romantic dinner

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punpun-kirakira:

patrickat:

nihilisticc:

So my parents just found out about my fourteen year old brother smoking weed because they found this on his window ledge. So in the middle of a huge lecture my dad decides to open the Baggie and smell it to see how strong it is. He immediately starts crying with laughter. THIS NIGGA HAS BEEN BUYING AND SMOKING FUCKING OREGANO. FUCKIN ITALIAN HERBS. SON. I CAN’T. I CANNOT. I CAN’T DO THIS.

This isn’t funny. That’s the gateway drug to a full blown marinara addiction. It’s good this was caught before this kid started hanging out at Olive Garden and sucking on every breadstick he can find to score another hit.

IT GOT BETTER.

succulentthighs:

Do you ever just like flex your foot wrong and it cramps and you’re just like this is it, this is how it ends 

blainethegaypirate:

blainethegaypirate:

blainethegaypirate:

THERE IS A NAKED ASIAN MAN IN FRONT OF MY HOUSE

waIT HE’S WEARING CLOTHES MY BAD

WHO WEARS A TAN JOGGING SUIT