phoenixfire-thewizardgoddess:

goonslut:

internetexplorers:

threedollarbonds:

internetexplorers:

is australia even real

are you kidding me?

no this is a very serious question

I think its a myth made by the illuminat

Bullshit, it’s a myth by the illumi-nah-mate

(via catcher-in-the-wi-fi)

Brutal honesty hour.

  • A - If I'm in love.
  • B - Who the last person I talked to on the phone was.
  • C - How long it's been since I've kissed.
  • D - If I have a preference for boys or girls.
  • E - How many holes I have in my ears.
  • F - Give me any options, like 'hot or cold?'
  • G - The last person I said 'I love you' to.
  • H - The last person I hugged.
  • I - The last time I felt jealous, and why.
  • J - Are you insecure. What about?
  • K- What my full name is.
  • L - If I have siblings.
  • M - If I forgive betrayal.
  • N - If you want to know how I treat my friends.
  • O - If I like my school.
  • P - What kind of music I like.
  • Q - What the last party I went to was, and when the next will be.
  • R - For me to tell 10 of my curiosities.
  • S - 2 habits.
  • T- 5 things I love unconditionally.
  • U - How many texts I send daily.
  • V - 3 big dreams.
  • W - An idol.
  • X - If I've done something I regret very much.
  • Y - If I like my town and why.
  • Z - Ask any question you want.

theoprahwinfreynetwork:

growlithed:

I JUST FUCKING REALIZED THE PUN IN THE BEATLES NAME OH MY GOD I DIDNT NOTICE THAT THE BUG IS BEETLE AND I WAS REALLY CONFUSED AND THEN I WAS LIKE BEAT AND BEETLES IT FUCKING MAKES SENSE OH MY GOD

Wait it was a pun

(via catcher-in-the-wi-fi)

misha-let-me-touch-your-assbutt:

When your teacher is nice but can’t fucking teach

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When your teacher is mean but teaches really good 

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When you’re teacher is nice and teaches really well, but the class is full of fucking twats

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When the students are well behaved but the Teacher is still a fucking bitch

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when your teacher keeps getting replaced because it’s defence against the dark artsimage

When you’re singing alone on a golf course 

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(Source: spazztastic-muffin, via catcher-in-the-wi-fi)